“Women Scare Me” Skeleton T-Shirt

Description

Unleash your inner edgelord with this ironic masterpiece. Our “Women Scare Me” Skeleton T-Shirt is the ultimate statement piece for anyone who knows how to toe the line between humor and existential dread. Featuring a bold, white skeleton clutching an ace of spades, this tee says what you’ve been thinking all along—with a touch of dark humor.

Perfectly soft and jet-black, this t-shirt is designed for those who thrive on chaos and internet irony. Wear it when you’re ready to spark some awkward laughs, confused stares, and the occasional DM from someone who gets it.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems