“UNEMPLOYABLE” T-Shirt

Description

Why sugarcoat it? The “UNEMPLOYABLE” T-Shirt says what your resumé has been screaming for years. With a minimalist yet chaotic red text design, this shirt is a badge of honor for the chronically jobless, the proudly freelance, or those who simply refuse to sell their soul to the 9-to-5 grind.

Wear it to job interviews (ironically, of course), unemployment offices, or while explaining to your family why you’re “between opportunities.” Whether you’re living off vibes, side hustles, or sheer defiance, this tee lets the world know you’re not cut out for the system—and that’s exactly how you like it.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Designed by Natália Aragonez.