“My Body is a Machine that Turns Dicks into Sucked Dicks” T-Shirt

Description

For those who live unapologetically bold, the “My Body is a Machine that Turns Dicks into Sucked Dicks” T-Shirt takes the irony to a whole new level. Featuring a skeleton grinding out heavy squats, this tee combines raw gym energy with a truly outrageous (and hilarious) twist. Whether you’re here for the laugh or the shock factor, this shirt makes a loud and clear statement: you’re here to turn heads—and dicks—with zero hesitation.

Designed for the boldest of the bold, it’s perfect for gym-goers, meme lovers, or anyone who enjoys pushing boundaries with their wardrobe.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems