“My Body is a Machine that Turns Cats into Kissed Cats” T-Shirt

Description

Power, precision, and pure absurdity. The “My Body is a Machine that Turns Cats into Kissed Cats” T-Shirt is here to flex both your muscles and your love for feline affection. Featuring a determined skeleton doing heavy squats, this tee merges the grind of gym culture with the most wholesome goal imaginable: turning cats into kissed cats. It’s the ultimate power move for anyone who lifts hard and loves harder—especially if that love is directed at cats.

This tee is perfect for the chronically online gym rats who believe in gains, memes, and giving cats all the smooches.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems