“Don’t bully me, I’ll cum :(” T-Shirt

Description

Push the boundaries of irony with our “Don’t bully me, I’ll cum :(” T-Shirt—because sometimes the best defense is a chaotic sense of humor. Designed for those who thrive in the wild west of the internet, this bold statement tee balances dark humor with unapologetic cringe in the most glorious way.

Crafted from soft, high-quality black fabric, this shirt is for the chronically online who aren’t afraid to make things weird. Whether you’re looking to turn heads or just enjoy the absurdity, this shirt makes it clear: you’ve got no filter, and you’re okay with that.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems